It’s been almost 72 hours since I wrote about a teabagger doing something idiotic. It’s not for lack of material, it’s just I like to find the cream of the crop. Enter Dan Maes, running for Governor of Colorado, described … Continue reading →

2. America is good. Much like in Maine, the teabaggers appear to have taken over the Iowa GOP. Adopted in June, the GOP platform’s 387 planks cover everything from the status of manure… 2.08 We support the definition of manure as a … Continue reading →

On a bulletin board recently, someone stated that alien abductions were quite real, and that they were here to harvest our “genetic material,” whatever that means. Here’s my reply: Well, here we have a civilization far more advanced than we … Continue reading →

Okay, so this is America, God’s chosen country, so of course you’re going to find a lot of people who don’t believe in evolution (and that’s okay, because evolution doesn’t believe in them.) But here we have a woman, someone … Continue reading →

This isn’t the first time a religious book has crossed over into the mainstream. But I have to say that The Da Vinci Code certainly has taken in a relatively high percentage of the gullible. And now here comes the … Continue reading →

Just in time for Xmas, workers in Florida say they can see Jesus in a warming pan. I don’t know. I’m looking at the picture, and I think it looks more like Osama bin-Laden. Is a restaurant in Florida secretly … Continue reading →

…while Rome burned.

Jesus (formerly known as Mithra, also by the alias Apollo) has been very busy lately. Has he been answering prayers for peace, or an end to suffering, or for a loved one to make a miraculous recovery? No. He’s been … Continue reading →