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Monthly Archives: August 2010
Visualize It
I’ve tried to explain time and again how the internet works. But some people are just more visual, so here’s a simple drawing that should clear everything up…
Con-Sarnit! It’s a Fake!
The woman quitting her job via dry erase board is a hoax. Oh, well. Here’s The Bed Intruder Song (Select 720p for best results.)
Post-Apocalyptic iPhone Case
Problem: I want my iPhone 4 to be able to survive a nuclear war/peak oil/Skynet/Palin presidency. Solution: Ryan Glasgow’s stainless steel iPhone 4 case. Not only does it fix the antenna problem, it will also look great attached to your … Continue reading
Unhappy Meal
It’s 6:30 a.m. on New Year’s Day in Toledo. Melodi Dushane must. Have. McNuggets. NOW. But McDonald’s doesn’t serve McNuggets during breakfast. Melodi responds to this news in a controlled, measured way, as can be seen starting around the 1:15 … Continue reading
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Tagged Main Street, Melodi Dushane, New Year Day Toledo, Smoking Gun, Unhappy Meal
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Proper Etiquette when Quitting One’s Job
So you have a dim-witted, misogynistic boss. What’s the best way to completely emasculate him in front of the entire office while quitting with a great deal of style? Reveal that he spends most of his days playing Farmville. The … Continue reading
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The Dreaded U.N./Bicycle Conspiracy!
It’s been almost 72 hours since I wrote about a teabagger doing something idiotic. It’s not for lack of material, it’s just I like to find the cream of the crop. Enter Dan Maes, running for Governor of Colorado, described … Continue reading
Biblical Proof
More proof that the Bible was written by dyslexics…
Martians Welcome?
Arizona’s illegal immigrant law is a thinly-veiled piece of racism against Hispanics. But how does the state feel about other types of illegal aliens? This is the sign in front of a Quality Inn outside of Flagstaff. While the sign … Continue reading
This Week’s End of the World: May 21, 2011!
Apparently, even though Christians can’t know when the end of the world is coming, they know exactly when the end of the world is coming: May 21, 2011. Or, well, that’s when Christ comes back and everyone gets raptured (not … Continue reading
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Tagged Carol Lawrence, Gazette Colorado Springs, Man Mars, Marie Exley Colorado Springs
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